When I decided to do a freebie giveaway for Toby Streams the Universe, I was only vaguely aware of the whole phenomena of it. I mean, I knew some indie authors who had gone through it, with both terrific and pitiful results, and I figured, heck, let’s experiment. So I put Toby up for free for two days and sat back to watch…only to start scrambling when it started taking off, and suddenly I was all, wait, hold up, how does this thing work again? Only afterwards did I start researching (my timing is always impeccable), but in my data-hunter mode I collected a bunch of tid-bits and that, plus my own experience, is what we have here, basically, the post I would have liked to have read before I took a running leap off the deep end. I’m always doing things ass-backwards.

Okay, well, first, there is the “To KDP or not?” question, of course, and this is discussed at length elsewhere so I won’t do much with it here. Basically, you’ve got 1) the advantage of optional free days vs. the price-matching wait-and-see game to get free, 2) the exclusivity problem, and 3) the how-much-do-I-get-paid-really question surrounding borrows. But here’s something I hadn’t considered…if you do join KDP select and pull your stuff from other vendors (as I did for Toby) you lose not only the income from those vendors (obviously) but also your rankings. For me a non-issue as my stuff pretty much has only sold on amazon, but an interesting point for some. I hadn’t thought of the loss of rankings issue for folks who may have clawed out a toe-hold in other markets.

Anyway, second, there is the question of why would you want to give away a ton of your stuff? This is a philosophical question for some, a moral question for others, haha. “I worked for a year to write this thing and you think I should just give it away?” On the other hand, Neil Gaiman is famous for asking audiences to think of some of their most favorite books and to recall how they first came to them—many will remember that they got those books for free, from libraries, from a friend, etc. They may also recall how they went on to purchase everything they could find by that author. Many feel, when you aren’t selling widgets that actually have to be produced, stored, and shipped, giving some of your stuff away can be an amazing marketing tool. It certainly has been for me, so far.

In addition, in the amazon world, the more downloads your book gets, the more all that activity sends your book up the charts which massively increases the book’s visibility to possible readers—not just as a free books, but also for cold hard cash later. I’ll get to that in a minute.

Moving on. Say you’ve done the deed, you and amazon are going steady, and now you’re going to give away your book. How to prepare?

First you get the word out to the freebie sites and blogs. Mentions on some of these sites can garner 1000s of additional downloads. You want to let them know early, so they have time to incorporate your book into their posts. But, understand that these sites are getting super popular and not all books going free get listed anymore. As far as I can tell, it’s a bit of a lottery, plus who knows who, plus, possibly, who has the prettiest cover. Anyway, here is a list of sites that you want to consider contacting:

Pixel of Ink
Ereader News Today
Kindle on the Cheap
Books on the Knob
Indie Book List
Free Kindle Books and Tips
Authors on the Cheap Facebook Page
eReader IQ
eReader Freebies
Kindle Daily Nation

At some of these sites, you’ll find forms to fill out about your book, while others you need to contact the site owner. A few have automated systems. I’m going to try to get these linked up, but forgive me if I haven’t done the links by the time you see this post.

Of course you’re going to blog about your upcoming freebie on your own site, plus talk it up on your facebook or twitter or whatever the heck else you do social media-wise. Asking for retweets and reblogs from your friends on the day of the promotion can also help. In addition, you can tweet using these hashtags: #FreeKindleBook #freebook #free, and you can send a tweet to @kindlenews. If you want to go even further, you can create a graphic to post to your blog and also pin to Pinterest. Basically go crazy. (But don’t be obnoxious!) In my opinion, try to have less emphasis on “Download my book!” and a little more on why someone might want to download it, “Free book on crazy psychics in love!”

Finally, in preparation, if you can, try to arrange with any book bloggers you might be in contact with to post reviews either 1) during the freebie to give an extra push, OR, 2) right after, to try to give your post-freebie sales bounce a push. In other words, time your promotions around the freebie pulse as best you can.

Wait, huh? There is a post-freebie sales bounce?

Yes. Honestly, I was so clueless, I didn’t really know about this. But it’s true, the higher up the charts you get as a freebie, the bigger your sales bounce afterwards will probably be, reaching almost as high in the rankings as your freebie numbers. No kidding! Part of this is a mystery. Part is because the Popularity lists on amazon (the ones on the left side of the amazon home page) take into account your freebie numbers—unlike the Bestseller lists and rankings (the #s that show up on your book’s page), so browsers will still be finding your book prominently placed on amazon, even after your freebie promotion is over. It takes about two or three days for this effect to occur. Weird, huh? But I heard this from may writers, and indeed that’s how it played out for Toby. Two or three days later the sales peak.

But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Okay, the day comes. Your book is free. If you’re lucky, you wake up to find that a bunch of books have already been downloaded and you think, who are these people? Why are they downloading my book?

I think the cover has a huge importance here. Scroll down those lists and it is that square-inch of monitor space—your cover—that catches the eye. Or doesn’t. If you don’t have name recognition, and only a very few indie’s do, then the cover, and way secondly, the title, is all you have to work with, in a sea of other covers and titles, to encourage someone to click for more information.
Lesson: Don’t scrimp on your cover!

Okay. As the book starts getting some downloads, it starts to go up in the rankings and it also starts cultivating a list of also-boughts, you know those “customers who bought this also bought these other books” titles on your book’s page. Also known as a book’s “alsobots,” haha, I love how terminology rushes in to fill any gap. But pause here for a moment to ponder this: prior to your freeibe, if your book is already selling well and has some excellent alsobots—that is, connections to high-selling, high-quality books that really match what your book is about—you might NOT want to do a freebie. The reason is that once you’re on the free list you’re going to get all kinds of weird alsobots on your list (plus some good ones!). This can be good if you don’t have many—alsobots are a primary way browsers find your book. For example, Toby went from one page of alsobots to TWENTY pages of alsobots—that’s a lot of connections! But some of those are pretty much useless and are connected only because they happened to be free at the same time as Toby, titles such as Tax Law 2012, haha—these titles are not, probably, going to help prospective readers find or understand my book. So, if your alsobots are already great, think hard about whether you want to mess them up. But, if you have few alsobots, get ready, you’re about to get a ton of them.

Moving on. At some point, if you’re lucky, your book goes up the rankings far enough to start hitting some of the Top 100 lists for your book’s genre. Some of these genre’s are super specific, and this can be good because it’s easier to get on those lists, and being on a list makes it a lot easier for someone interested in that sort of book to find yours. As Toby went up and down (and they do pulse up and down as they head, generally, up), I noticed that when it crossed #3500 in the Free Kindle store it hit the Fantasy>Contemporary lists and a bit higher up and it hit the Fantasy (General) list. I’ve noticed that the rankings are about #6000 in order to hit Thrillers>Legal, and I bet there is a magic number for all the lists. But whatever your book’s genre, you’ll see the point at which it hits your book’s list(s) and when it does, celebrate. More lists mean more visibility. If you can get into the top five or so of any given list, that is, on the top screen of that list, this is a huge boost to your promotion.

By mid-morning your book will have hit the freebie blogs if it’s going to. Some of the big ones post several times a day so you have a few chances to get a push from them. If your luck is holding your signal will get boosted a few times and you’ll start getting repetitive use injury from hitting the refresh button as your rankings start shrinking and your downloads start pouring out like a fire hose. When Toby was really going that first night, I noticed I it had been downloaded over 500 times while I was in the bath. What a rush! If your book gets this kind of action this is when the grandiose fantasies start coming on and you—I mean me—start thinking you’re going to be the next Konrath, or at least be able to fix up the car, maybe, oh and buy a shiny new macbook, yeah, that’s the ticket. Maybe get the kid’s teeth fixed…. Good times, good times!

Good, but short lived. Because then it starts slowing down, and although there are a few more pulses up, you realize the thing has peaked. Everyone who is looking for free books in this 24-48 hour period who might be interested in your book has already downloaded it, I guess?

Apparently, super success comes from hitting the top 10 free, where your book cover shows up on the home page of the kindle store. Getting this kind of visibility will add real staying power to your post-freebie sales bump. From what I can tell from reading other author’s blogs, a month later you’ll still be seeing the effect of your giveaway—that is, increased sales—if you get up that high. You might even be able to break out of the gravity well and go up even higher.

But that’s for the rockstars. Toby got up to #32 in the Free Store, which exploded my expectations, but that was not enough to push into the upper echelons. At #32, I had nowhere near the sales pulse I hear reported from people who get into the top 10, or even the top 20. Which is not to say that I’m complaining!

Back to the freebie. Now that the peak has passed, you’ve got to decide whether to keep your book free for as long as you planned, or pull the plug early. I’ve heard that you want to come off free while you’re still high enough in the top 100 lists that you’re still on the Bestsellers lists when you go to paid. (People get a roll-over on the “buy” button that says, “why is this book not free?”) Still being high when you go to paid is a way to wring every last bit of visibility out of your freebie that you can. So, some would say that if your book has peaked and is falling, you might want to end your promotion early if it means you’re still on the lists when you make the switch. Leave them wanting more and all that.

As I’ve said, Toby garnered nearly 8500 downloads, a respectable number and I was totally happy—though not the crazy numbers that some folks get, 25,000 downloads in two days, holy cow. That’s a lot of books!

But one way or another, your promotion is ends, and at midnight (or whenever you decide to pull the plug) your book hits the paid lists at the ranking it was at when you went free. Which for Toby was in freaking outer space somewhere around demoted Pluto, not even a planet, not even a tiny asteroid. But wait, watch, because, despite my panic, Toby started to climb again, and fast, only this time it was actual sales. For, like, actual money!

An interesting phenomena: a few sales at this point seem to count for 1000s in the rankings. Rumor has it that this is because sales ranking is part sales, part borrows, and part page views—which your book has just had a ton of, making a few sales now count for more in the rankings during this post-freebie window than at any other time. Again, I can’t confirm this, but it makes sense. Ten sales would give Toby a jump of 10,000s in the rankings, and in two or three days Toby was back on the Top 100 lists. WOW.

But, however, that rankings algorithm really works (I’ve also heard it depends on what socks you’re wearing and what your middle initial is), the higher your freebie rankings finally peaked at, the higher you’ll get now on the paid rankings. It almost seems like, reading other writer’s accounts, that there might be a formula, number of free downloads corresponding to a number of days you get a pulse. I had nearly 9000 downloads, the peak of the sales was three days after, and the long tale is still playing out nine days later. Maybe another week? I’ll keep y’all posted. Writers who report, say, 16,000 downloads are still feeling the lift a month later. 25,000 and they’re still in the top #1000 three weeks later. I don’t know, I’m probably making this up, but reading accounts, there IS a correlation, whether it is random or predictable, we may never know. Doesn’t someone want to crunch some numbers and find out?

Another plus at this time: if you have other books listed, and your books are good, look for a sales bump on your other titles. Especially if you write a series, setting the first book free (assuming you’ve got a good book there) and you should get some nice lift in the sales of your other books. I’ve heard of this happening repeatedly, and it happened to Conjuring Raine. Which makes me terribly happy because it means there are some folk who liked Toby so well, they went looking for more, and I’ve gotten some lovely letters from people who did just that. I promise, I’m writing more novels for y’all! Thanks for writing me!

Finally, look for reviews to come in, both good and bad. Toby gathered eight (so far), and Raine one. I’ve heard some writers saying reviews after a freebie are a mixed bag, that folks looking for free books might be more likely to register 1 or 2 star reviews. I can’t say if this is true, but I heard it repeated enough that I’m including it here as something to watch for.

Toby is 10 days post-free and still has a substantial lift in sales, although only 20% what it was a week ago, so the drop-off is steep. Is giving away 8500 books to sell a few hundred an odd business model? Maybe, and it certainly would be foolish if it were actual things I was giving away. Selling e-novels is cool in that I can sell or give away as many books as I like and I’ll never run out. But here’s a thinker: would I have sold those couple hundred books without the giveaway? Probably not, certainly not in that time frame. And would I have sold those 8400 if I hadn’t given them away, that is, were those lost sales? Definitely not. It is not like I gave those books away instead of sold them, because those people would never have found Toby otherwise and so never could have bought it. As they say, invisibility is the problem of the Indie writer, not piracy.

Will I do it again? Most definitely.

I hope this post helps some folks out! If it does, or if you have tidbits to add or contradict, drop me a comment and let me know.

And good luck! Because there seems to be as much luck as anything in this endeavor, that’s for darn sure.

(Just for fun, here are two of my favorite screenshots ever, favorite because these are PAID slots, the sales bounce I’ve been blathering on about, it’s real…)

(not quite the peak, but pretty close)

…again, not the peak, but pretty damn good, if you ask me. :)

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Isn’t that just the prettiest cake? My Aunt Carroll, the Cake Whisperer, made it for Sophie and I for our Combo Birthday Bash this past weekend. The inside was fluffy, moist, and GREEN. She has a sense of humor, that Carroll does. We also had a chocolate chocolate cake (hey, it’s me we’re talking about here) and my Mom made her famous and amazing cheesecake. That’s right, THREE cakes, we know how to party over at the yurt. Here are Sophie and I making our wishes….

And Luc says,

“can we eat it yet?”

In addition to partying it up, I have had quite the memorable birthday as a result of this whole Toby Streams the Universe taking the free store by storm and then bouncing back up the charts as a paid book. I swear I can’t remember an isolated detail about the day of my birthday for years back—it’s all a pleasant, impressionistic swirl–but this birthday is mixed with selling 240 books in the last week (it’s slowing way down now, but still!), plus getting some lovely fan letters and reviews. I’m getting a repetitive use injury from hitting “refresh” on my computer. 240 isn’t going to break anyone’s bank, its peanuts, really, but it’s tres nice for me and even more I’m thrilled to hear back from so many people who enjoyed the book. Woo hoo! This makes me very happy.

SO, thank you so much to everyone who has bought a copy! If you read it and like it, tell your friends, your enemies, your mailman! Word of mouth is how Indie books get sold, it’s like magic fairy dust to an Indie author, makes us all starry eyed with gratitude. We probably even poot rainbows.

Anyway. I think I might do another freebie with Raine, maybe around the Spring Equinox. But I reckon that’s another post…

 

I recently downloaded Maria Villella’s Primary Series video and have been enjoying using it every few days for a “Led Practice” day.  Visually, production values are high, the light is very pretty, and Maria herself is lovely, as well as her asana which are gorgeous and effortless-looking.  It’s sort of Ashtanga soft porn, really. The audio is simple and low key, the Sanskrit asana names and count, a few directions to get you into a pose (“take it up”, “place your hand flat on the floor” that sort of thing).  Maria’s voice is pleasant to listen to but there is also plenty of quiet—at this point in my practice I don’t want a lot of talking.  Her pace is slower than Sharath’s dvd, she does Primary in about 75 minutes.  Perhaps because of her background in dance she is quite graceful and elegant as she moves through the series.  It takes a lot of strength to make everything look so pretty!

A short clip of some floaty jumpbacks:

If you don’t already know how to get into the poses, this video is not going to teach the poses nor give you any fine detail or new information about the inner workings of asana.  But as a led practice I’m really liking it.  There is a spaciousness to it that works for me right now, and as I’m finding focus is the single most important thing in maintaining my energy through the practice (without which I splat, get tired, often too tired to go on), sometimes I’m finding that using this non-obtrusive, beautiful video helps carry my focus.

Here Maria is doing a teaching on how to jumpback that is not on the Primary Series video, but is rather part of a 26 minute Jumpback vid that I haven’t tried yet:

One more teaser that gives a good sense of the pace, audio, and look of the thing:

I notice 1% Theory is doing several of these pretty, high production value, ashtanga vids with pretty female teachers in beautifully lit yoga studios. I like the look of them, although I also like the gritty, sweaty, reality-show ashtanga that lower production value can deliver. I’m complicated like that.

Both vids can be purchased HERE.

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Psychics with family issues are hot on amazon today, haha.  Toby is doing so well! It’s SO lovely to sell some books, quite a rush, yum.  And yes, these are real sales, not giveaways—turns out there is usually a pulse of sales after a freebie.  Toby was #83 on the PAID Contemporary Fantasy list this morning when I got up, woo hoo!  Conjuring Raine has also picked up some sales as result—I hope it’s because a few folks have read Toby and liked it enough to want more.  Go Toby, Go!

It all makes me want more books up for sale! I need to get cracking on this new one, working title “the nightmare book.”  My goal (hahahaha!) is to write 25,000 words by March 21, 50,000 by April 21, 75,000 by May 21, and done with a first draft by Summer Solstice.  Is it possible?  I’m only a few 1000 words in at this point.  The goal would mean 1000 words a day, six days a week (six because sometimes life intervenes, nothing to be done about it but factor it in).  Maybe I should get one of those progress bars for my sidebar over there!  Certainly, my yoga practice report mini-blog has helped me get on the mat more than once when I thought, “oh, crap, I can’t write ‘didn’t do shit today’ on the blog!  Better at least do surys….” Hmmm.  I like this idea.  It’s kind of like hanging all my dirty laundry out for the world to see, but so what?  If I’d wanted to be secretive and unknown, I picked the wrong profession.

Okay, then, keep an eye out for a wordcount bar.  And if you haven’t, consider picking up a copy of Toby and helping me keep my selling streak going a little longer!  I’m telling you, selling books is just about better than chocolate.  I’m not even kidding.

 

Woke up this morning to write, checked in with my little Toby Giveaway project—and discovered it has hit #1 in Fantasy! And #44 in the whole Kindle store!  That’s over 6000 downloads in 24 hours!  Holy Cow!  Hello all you people, I hope you read and enjoy!  I can’t stop using exclamation points, I’m so amazed!  (If only it were sales!)  18 more hours to go….

Screenshot for proof :) :

UPDATE: Wow, what a ride that was!  Clocked in last night at midnight with 8380 downloads over 48 hours (plus 1 return, who returns a free book?!), #1 in Fantasy, #1 in Contemporary Fantasy, and #33 in the whole Kindle store.  That was really cool!  I hope all these folks enjoy the book!  And if you’re reading this and you downloaded, thanks so much for your interest in Toby.  If you like the book, please consider leaving a review on amazon, just a few lines is all it takes to make my day.  Thanks so much!

 

Toby Streams the Universe is going free at midnight tonight (or thereabouts), and will stay free until midnight on Wednesday…so help me celebrate turning 41 and Sophie turning 8 by downloading a copy!  And jeezus, I can’t believe Sophie is already freaking EIGHT.  And look at me, 41, I’m like, drying up as we speak.  Wrinkles.  Sagging.  But wait, no, there will be none of that!  Through sheer force of will, plus yoga and green smoothies, I will resist the downward tide of gravity and aging!  Or at least, you know, slow it down.  A little.

Note: For those who don’t know (a few folk have asked), you don’t have to have a Kindle to read Kindle books.  You probably already have a device that can read Kindle-things.  You just download the free Kindle app to whatever assorted phones, tablets, computers, etc you have and get to reading.  For example, I love reading kindle books on my ipod.  Lightweight, has it’s own light, you can turn pages with a flick of the thumb….

So! Go forth and download!  Watch Toby solve the mystery of his missing father, try to date the beautiful painter next door, and juggle a cast of crazy friends and family, all while hearing strange voices and seeing confusing visions…is he going crazy or just drinking too much?  Find out for free for the next 48 hours.  Toby will be so pleased.

And please, if you read and like, consider posting a quick review on amazon.  I’d be thrilled to hear from you!

 

Breakfast this morning:

I admit, it doesn’t look that appealing unless you realize I JUICED IT ALL in my handy dandy new BIRTHDAY JUICER.  Mwa ha ha ha!  My super health will know no bounds!

Why look, here is the Birthday Juicer now, doesn’t it look dapper?

That’s right, I cashed in a couple hundred dollars worth of amazon points and a bit of birthday $$$ and procured myself a Juicer Of My Own, an Omega 350HD vertical masticating juicer, to be precise.  So far, I couldn’t be happier.  The juicer is easy to assemble, has juiced everything we’ve put into it with no problem, cleans up in 3 or 4 minutes (I timed it), and makes AWESOME juice.

Here it is, doing it’s juicy thang:

See the dry pulp coming out on the left?  And bright green juice that is coming out on the right?

Here’s a close up:

The pulp is quite dry.  The juice has a little foam but not much, maybe a half inch on top when I juice leafy greens.   There is some pulp, about what I associate with orange juice you buy from the store, so if you want NO pulp, you’re going to have to do some extra straining or else get a different juicer.  Clean up is super easy, as I mentioned 3 or 4 minutes, tops.  The juice itself is brilliant in color and does not separate (before I drink it anyway).  I don’t know what a $1000 juicer does that this one doesn’t—bone dry pulp? like, the veggies are WHITE in the bin, like Bunnicula has come along and drained them dry?—but I have no complaints.

We’ve juiced apples, carrots, spinach, kale, chard, parsley, celery, cucumbers, tomatoes, pears (Luc’s favorite), and oranges (use a carrot peeler to peel off the orange color, but leave on the white pith), in various combinations, with no problems whatsoever.  I have chopped up the greens when they have long stems, have broken the celery into chunks maybe an inch long, quarter the apples and pears and oranges, split fat carrots and run skinny ones through whole.  So far all the prep maybe takes a minute.

An entire minute!  The horror!  But seriously, to make a giant glass of green juice for both Paul and I, including prep time and clean up time took me eleven minutes this morning.  Not bad.

Here is another photo of my breakfast:

Ooooo!  Ahhhhh!  Emerald green juice that tastes like sweet carrots and apples.  It’s magic!  Better than coffee!

I can’t believe I just said that.

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In celebration of my 41st and Sophie’s 8th birthdays, I’m doing an ebook giveaway next week.  OMG, how is this possible?  Can I believe my eyes?  But no, it’s true, Toby Streams the Universe will be FREE on the Kindle or any kindle-enabled-device on February 21, and 22, that’s mine and Sophie’s birthdays, woo hoo!

Here’s to aging and giving stuff away!

So if you haven’t read Toby and would like to give is a try, next Tuesday or Wednesday would be the day to download your free copy from amazon.  Put it on your calender, man, don’t miss this ASTONISHING opportunity insert more hyperbole here, but really, I hope you’ll download if novels about…

  • cool psychics in New York City with
  • quirky, crazy friends and
  • existential tequila drinking, not to mention
  • private eyes
  • mysteries and
  • family drama

…are your thing!

Remember: FREE.  FREEEEEEEEE.

 

John Holt seems to have been an amazing person and I wish so much he was still alive and I could meet him. Instead, I read his books and become inspired again and again about how humans, especially young humans, thrive. Mr. Holt started out as an education reformer but somewhere along the line he gave up on that route and instead supported home schooling. His magazine “Growing Without Schooling” was the center of the  burgeoning unschooling movement back before the internet made it so easy to connect with other like minded people. I have almost every issue on my shelf, purchased when I was pregnant with Sophie and I was still shedding the instilled beliefs I didn’t even know I had about education and parenting. Thank the Heavens I found Mr. Holt ad his works! Thank Chocolate I found unschooling! I fervently feel this gratitude almost daily.

Shortly after finding John Holt, I found another major unschooling influence for me, Rue Kream, author of Parenting a Free Child, which I have read over and over until the pages are getting soft (reading in the bath does that). Unlike Mr. Holt, I got to meet Rue at a conference a few years ago, and found her lovely, a bit shy, fiercely intelligent, and overflowing with obvious love and enjoyment for her husband and two daughters. I said it then and I’ll say it now, Thank You Rue, for your wonderful, courageous life and book that has so influenced how Paul and I live with Sophie and Luc. May many blessings rain down on you and yours!

Anyway, how nice to visit Rue’s blog this morning (something I only sometimes do because she very sporadically updates) to find a whole slew of some of her favorite John Holt quotes. They’re so good, like medicine I need to take regularly to counter the anti-kid prejudice that exists EVERYWHERE once you start noticing it. In case you would like to partake of the same medicine, in case you’ve never heard of John Holt and don’t know what you’re missing, I lifted some gems and brought them here.

Watch out though. If you’re like me, you’ll read them and go on with your day, thinking nothing more of it, while quietly, in the back of your mind, they’ll start working on you….  There’s a lot, skip around if you like, scroll, read here or there.  All of them are good.

Next to the right to life itself, the most fundamental of all human rights is the right to control our own minds and thoughts. That means, the right to decide for ourselves how we will explore the world around us, think about our own and other persons’ experiences, and find and make the meaning of our own lives. Whoever takes that right away from us, as the educators do, attacks the very center of our being and does us a most profound and lasting injury. He tells us, in effect, that we cannot be trusted even to think, that for all our lives we must depend on others to tell us the meaning of our world and our lives, and that any meaning we may make for ourselves, out of our own experience, has no value.”

“Children do not need to be made to learn about the world, or shown how. They want to, and they know how.”

“We destroy the love of learning in children, which is so strong when they are small, by encouraging and compelling them to work for petty rewards – in short, for the ignoble satisfaction of feeling that they are better than someone else.”

“Living is learning and when kids are living fully and energetically and happily they are learning a lot, even if we don’t always know what it is.”

“I would insist that much of the seemingly irrational and excessive anger of little children—’tantrums’—is in fact not only caused by things that happen to them or that are said and done to them, but that these things would make us angry if they happened or were said and done to us.”

“I would be against trying to cram knowledge into the heads of children even if we could agree on what knowledge to cram and could be sure that it would not go out of date, even if we could be sure that, once crammed in, it would stay in. Even then, I would trust the child to direct his own learning. For it seems to me a fact that, in our struggle to make sense out of life, the things we most need to learn are the things we most want to learn.”

“A man can not say Yes to something with all his heart unless he has an equal right to say No.”

“‘Allowed to experience childhood.’ At one level these words are true, but hardly worth saying. At any age, we experience being that age. Clearly the users of such words mean something else. Being allowed to experience childhood means being allowed to do some things and being spared having to do others – or forbidden. It means that adults will decide, without often or ever asking children what they think, that some experiences are good for children while others are not. It means for a child that adults are all the time deciding what is best for you and then letting or making you do it. But instead of trying to make sure that all children get only those experiences we think are good for them I would rather make available to children, as to everyone else, the widest possible range of experiences (except those that hurt others) and let them choose those they like best.”

“No use to shout at them to pay attention. If the situations, the materials, the problems before the child do not interest him, his attention will slip off to what does interest him, and no amount of exhortation or threats will bring it back.”

“To parents I say, above all else, don’t let your home become some terrible miniature copy of the school. No lesson plans! No quizzes! No tests! No report cards! Even leaving your kids alone would be better; at least they could figure out some things on their own. Live together as well as you can; enjoy life together as much as you can.”

“Since we can’t know what knowledge will be most needed in the future, it is senseless to try to teach it in advance. Instead, we should try to turn out people who love learning so much and learn so well that they will be able to learn whatever needs to be learned.”

“Children are born passionately eager to make as much sense as they can of things around them. If we attempt to control, manipulate, or divert this process, the independent scientist in the child disappears.”

“There is no difference between living and learning.”

“Education now seems to me perhaps the most authoritarian and dangerous of all the social inventions of mankind. It is the deepest foundation of the modern slave state, in which most people feel themselves to be nothing but producers, consumers, spectators, and fans, driven more and more, in all parts of their lives, by greed, envy, and fear. My concern is not to improve ‘education’ but to do away with it, to end the ugly and antihuman business of people-shaping and to allow and help people to shape themselves.”

“The anxiety children feel at constantly being tested, their fear of failure, punishment, and disgrace, severely reduces their ability to perceive and to remember, and drives them away from the material being studied into strategies for fooling teachers into thinking they know what they really don’t know.”

“It is hard not to feel that there must be something very wrong with much of what we do in school, if we feel the need to worry so much about what many people call ‘motivation’. A child has no stronger desire than to make sense of the world, to move freely in it, to do the things that he sees bigger people doing.”

“We can best help children learn, not by deciding what we think they should learn and thinking of ingenious ways to teach it to them, but by making the world, as far as we can, accessible to them, paying serious attention to what they do, answering their questions — if they have any — and helping them explore the things they are most interested in.”

“Be wary of saying or doing anything to a child that you would not do to another adult, whose good opinion and affection you valued.”

“Why do people take or keep their children out of school? Mostly for three reasons: they think that raising their children is their business not the government’s; they enjoy being with their children and watching and helping them learn and don’t want to give that up to others; they want to keep them from being hurt, mentally, physically, and spiritually.”

“To trust children, we must first learn to trust ourselves…and most of us were taught as children that we could not be trusted.”

“It’s not that I feel that school is a good idea gone wrong, but a wrong idea from the word go. It’s a nutty notion that we can have a place where nothing but learning happens, cut off from the rest of life.”

“When a child is doing something she’s passionately interested in, she grows like a tree — in all directions. This is how children learn, how children grow. They send down a taproot like a tree in dry soil. The tree may be stunted, but it sends out these roots, and suddenly one of these little taproots goes down and strikes a source of water. And the whole tree grows.”

“It is as true now as it was then that, no matter what tests show, very little of what is taught in school is learned, very little of what is learned is remembered, and very little of what is remembered is used. The things we learn, remember, and use are the things we seek out or meet in the daily, serious, nonschool parts of our lives.”

“We ask children to do for most of the day what few adults are able to do for even an hour. How many of us, attending, say, a lecture that doesn’t interest us, can keep our minds from wandering? Hardly any.”

“Every child, without exception, has an innate and unquenchable drive to understand the world in which he lives and to gain freedom and competence in it. Whatever truly adds to his understanding, his capacity for growth and pleasure, his powers, his sense of his own freedom, dignity, and worth may be said to be true education.”

“Teaching does not make learning…organized education operates on the assumption that children learn only when and only what and only because we teach them. This is not true. It is very close to being 100% false. Learners make learning.”

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Performed at Occupy Wallstreet last fall. I love this like I love chocolate! Art is not hard! I’ve got to get that tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.

Here is Amanda’s blog on the writing of this song with some fun pictures.

Here is where you can buy it for the price of your choice.

And here is Sophie playing her ukulele like the rock star she is.

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