Short version:  Leverage is simply awesome if you like well-written, character centered, heist dramedy, and if you aren’t watching it, you should be.  Start at the beginning because the best thing about it is the character arcs.

Short version with squee:  OMG, wasn’t last night’s ep terrific!???  It was a perfect Leverage episode.  So many terrific moments, funny, moving, scary, emotional, tense, plus tons of competence-porn, AND easter eggs for the uber-fans.  I LOVE MY SHOW.

Long version: Leverage is about a band of thieves who make the One Big Score in the pilot and turn Robin Hoods after that because good feels good.  Even if you steal, lie, cheat, and beat people up to do said good.  So, Leverage is all about revenge and justice and how there is little difference.  It’s about bad guys doing good things in morally ambiguous ways.  It’s a fantasy about taking down the rich and powerful assholes who usually get away with everything—a fantasy that makes me inordinately happy.

I’m telling you Leverage is simply marvelous.

Last night we had the Cross My Heart Job wherein a very rich, very sick dude is attempting to steal a donor heart while it is in transit to it’s rightful recipient.  Our band of thieves are limping home after a job gone south, all full of crabby, sun-burned grousing, and they happen to see the heart-cooler get handed off.  The team has none of their gear but they go in “naked” and proceed to pull off a series of miracles.  A great ep.

Long version with SPOILERS:

Warning! Squee is approaching critical levels, please wear your protective gear at all times while reading.  You have been warned.

Believe me, if you haven’t actually watched the Cross Your Heart Job, you should really go elsewhere.  Go on.  Get.

Still here?

Okay.

Let’s get something clear right away.  I WANT TO SEE ELLIOT FIGHT THREE BRAZILIAN FREEDOM-FIGHTERS WITH SPEAR-GUNS…UNDERWATER.  RIGHT NOW.  When do we get THAT episode????? Because I need it.  Bad.

But really, Elliot was so hilariously pissed off in this episode.  In the Leverage-in-my-head, I think he was probably hurting from that spear-gun fight—I mean, there was that super-sexy arm bandage in the getting naked in the locker room with Parker scene as evidence that he was not entirely unscathed from the Emerald of the Sea Job gone wrong.  And I know I’m always crabby when I’m in pain and still forced to beat people up, aren’t you?  Elliot would never admit to being in pain, but does he not bleed?  Does he not get injured?  Yes, yes he does.  Elliot never stays down, which is big part of why he is such a scary mofo, but I imagine being in pain is part of his extra grumpiness in this ep.  I mean, he basically had one facial expression all 42 minutes—it softened a little in the hospital scene—but who cares, Crabby!Elliot is Funny!Elliot.  And since Injured!Elliot is still UberCompetent!Elliot, there is no slow down in necessary carnage, grift, and theft, so we still love him.

But how about SCARY NATE???  Those lines, “I will end you” et al, feel like they have all been said before, but man did Tim Hutton deliver them with fire and brimstone and fucking conviction.  I got chills.  Made all the more spooky because they came on the heels of Sweet Nate, tearing up about how Sam would be a teen-ager now if he had lived. There’s something in my eye, okay?  Dude deserves his Academy Award, that’s all I’m saying.

Generally, Nate has been so much happier these last few episodes.  Personally, I think spending time in Sophie’s magic hoo-haw is doing him a world of good.

I love the turn around in Hardison’s eyes when he’s all hell no, I’m not landing your plane—but then registers the pilot saying there are 300 people on this flight.  You could totally see Hardison take that on, those 300 lives.  Good work Aldis.  It’s little things like that that make a scene as over the top as landing a trans-Atlantic flight with a flight sim game, ring true.  “Come on, Hardison, last week you faked a volcano erupting, how much harder can this be?” HAHAHAHA.  “You’d better readjust your peripherals!”

How about Sophie, coming off a day of flying, pulling a pair of killer heels out of her bag, “I always travel with heels,” and turning on the glamor-seductress even in a make-shift outfit?  I always look like road-kill after flying, how DOES she do it? Or her handing Nate a drink? “Okay, I didn‘t know what you were going to say.”  Wow.  Or the way she was quietly freaked out by Elliot knocking out the kidnapper when he started to come to?  You know, that awkward moment when one of your team members kicks the guy who is tied up under the table, in the head, in the middle of the briefing, repeatedly.  Happens all the time, amiright?  “Are you done?” KICK. “Yeah….” Um….

Loved Elliot and Parker working so well together, stealing stuff, smooth as silk.  Loved Elliot being so annoyed at Parker, “Settle down!” and her just ignoring it and continuing to poke him.  Adored the locker-room scene—who knew you could karate chop a locker lock into opening?—its all business, getting the job done, taking off your clothes, and then bam! throwing the shirt into the camera, into our, the viewer’s, faces, HA.  Like quit with your Elliot/Parker ships, you fans you.

Loved the improv, loved watching the team pull it together with jerry-rigged everything.  I never would have guessed you could pick a lock with a pair of sunglasses.  See?  You con, and you learn.

“Mr. Picard?  Mr. Kirk Picard?”  HAHAHA, Elliot gets it wrong, of course, but he gets it right enough that you know Hardison has been rubbing off on him, has probably made him sit down and watch a few ST:NG eps, or tortured Elliot by trying to explain the whole Trek Thang on some long stake out or whatever.  And I love that they just dropped that in, but didn’t mention it, a note for the fans to pick-up on, reference to the Order 23 Job….

Did I mention that this was pretty much a perfect episode?  I could go on and on.  How about if I just quote the whole episode? How can a show get so much right?  Funny, well researched, fabulous character arcs, interesting heists, angst, making me cry, cheer, worry, and laugh, all in 42 minutes.  How?

Leverage, is there nothing you can not achieve?

I can’t stand that there is only one more ep to go before the November shows.  ARG.  I swore I would never watch live tv ever again, ever, dvd shows ONLY, but here I am, accidentally sucked in to a weekly show like a junkie.  Sigh.  There are worse vices I suppose.

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I’m sitting here drinking my Iron Man Juice—you remember in the second movie how he’s always guzzling chlorophyll water to counteract the growing toxicity in his body due to the palladium in his chest?  Well, I, too, drink a bizarre, green, chlorophyll drink for breakfast, which has, of course, now been dubbed “Iron Man Juice” as if there are ground up Iron Men in it.  “How does it make his blood less toxic?” said Luc.  Which led to a whole google trip on blood purification and diet and diabetes (because of dialysis as an example of cleaning blood) and why blood is red and little movies of blood cells moving through veins—the internet is just amazing.  And when Luc had had enough, he ran off and built with legos.

(My blood is fine, in case you’re wondering.  I just like the drink.)

But anyway, I’m sitting here sipping my green sludge while Sophie uses the iPad to film funny videos of Luc who is giggling hysterically.  They are on the other side of the yurt, so I can’t see what they’re doing but I can hear them.  She directs like a pro. Giggle giggle.  “Don’t smile, just let your face be natural.  Okay, now look a little to the left and stick your tongue out.”  Mumble mumble.  “No, Luc, I’m not filming your butt.” Giggle mumble.” “Okay, maybe in the kaleidoscope setting, but that’s it.”

Just a normal day….

Oh, and Henry just ran off the chase a deer and the goats are waiting to be milked.  After that, yoga and then some sort of kid adventure.  We were thinking maybe the Planetarium because we’ve been learning the constellations—actually we already know a lot of them because of these awesome picture books we had when they were younger, memorized from multiple readings.  So now the kids are reactivating that old knowledge (yes, you can have “old” knowledge when you are five, who knew?) and adding new layers to it.  And how about that awesome ipad app where you can hold it up to the sky and it shows you what constellation you are looking at????  We are soooo living in the future.

Yes, I am going somewhere with all of this.

So, yesterday, because Hulk calls Hawkeye “Cupid” in an Avenger’s episode, Luc asked me what Cupid’s deal was, and this led to a long discussion about Cupid/Eros’s history, parentage, and why so many of the Greek stories are so mean, not to mention how exactly those arrows work.  “What if the first thing you see is an animal?” “What if the first thing you see if yourself?” “What if you take the arrow out, do you fall out of love?” “What if he shoots himself with an arrow?”  Of course, each of these questions has a myth that answers it (and some had constellations, so that was a cool hook-up with other interests), so I told lots of myths over breakfast, ending with Eros and Psyche, one of my favorites.  “She shouldn’t have opened the box with the beauty sleep in it.  She shouldn’t have looked,” said Luc, worried.  He’s so sensitive.  For example, in the aforementioned Iron Man 2 the character he was REALLY WORRIED about was, can you guess it?  Whiplash’s bird.  “Are they going to let that bird out of the bag?” he said, big eyes.  This from the kid who’s favorite toy is a battle-axe.  But back to Psyche.  “On the surface, maybe,” I said, “but every time she was told not to look, she did anyway, and in the end, she became a goddess.  Maybe the moral is always look no matter what you’re told.”  To which Sophie answered, “only if you want to be a goddess.”

Right.  That is one perceptive kid.

So, why am I rambling on about all of this?  I was just listening to them giggle and thinking about how easy the days flow by and how curiosity can start anywhere and take you anywhere else if you don’t stop that flow.  From Hulk to deep questions of whether one should want to know divinity.  From picture books to astronomy.  From Iron Man to chemical nature of blood.  From funny videos to…?  Google lets us pursue any question to the exact degree that it is interesting in the moment and then we all run off, dispersing to our various projects until the next question comes up.  And that little node of knowledge gets hooked up to the web of knowledge in our individual brains in individual ways, through various links that have nothing to do with orderly lesson plans or structured “Units.”  A day or a year later that node will be there to hook more knowledge onto when the next spurt of interest arrives.  I just love watching them learn like this.

Because look: that intense vacuum-learning you see in a two year old, when they, say, pick up an entire language, or multiple languages, at light speed with zero apparent effort?  It’s my experience that that keeps going.  And by vacuum, I mean my powerful Hoover, or maybe those scenes in SF movies where the hull is breached and space starts sucking everything out the hole including the air and people are clinging to whatever is bolted down and even then they probably won’t make it.  Vacuum learning as in, my kids suck in knowledge like my dog Hoovers up scraps that get dropped on the floor.  Because at seven and five Sophie and Luc are as voracious for the world as they ever were, no diminishment, if anything, MORE.  I’m telling you, if people/society/school/parents don’t get in the way and mess it up by trying to make kids learn and think in a certain way, or on certain topics, or within a certain time table, that vacuum learning does not stop.  It just isn’t organized and quantifiable and testable.  It’s much much bigger than that.  All this nonsense about “getting kids interested in learning” really means “getting kids interested in learning what we think they ought to learn when we think they ought to learn it,” and I think it’s wrong and the worst kind of thought control.

Sounds extreme I know, but you’d think the same thing if you saw how easy it is for them to gorge themselves on experience and knowledge if one doesn’t try to control that in-flow to suit one’s own tastes and beliefs.  Because, from what I can see, kids—humans—are unstoppable learning vortexes.   And it’s hard for someone who was schooled, whose brain was molded in that way (like mine! Twenty years of school!) to even begin to grok how a mind can learn when it has always been free.  It’s like MAGIC.   Some days it’s a challenge to keep up with their hunger for more learning.  The idea of “getting kids interested in learning” tells me just how broken that model is.

Okay, okay, the goats are hollering at me and so I’ll get off my soapbox now.  But I’m serious about all of this.  Thought for the day: Learning is easy and automatic and voracious when we’re free enough to let ourselves follow our mind’s own path, no matter how non-linear and crazy fun that path might be.

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Here are Luc and Sophie shortly after we came home from the hospital the first time, with Luc’s broken elbow and arm in many layers of cotton, bandages, plaster, ace bandages, and a sling.  That thing was massive.

I wonder what those kids were looking at?  I can’t remember now.  Anyway, he came home with that and then a few days later they put another layer on, purple fiber-glass.  I never thought to get a photo of it, though!  The purple club shall go undocumented.  Oh well.

Luc wore the purple cast for a month and then they cut it off and took the pins out of his arm, the pins that had been holding his bones together.  I saw the x-rays, the whole end of his humerus was broken off and at, maybe, 45 degrees from the rest of the bone.  He would have lost the use of that arm without those pins.  Sophie and I watched them take them out.  Those fuckers were four inches long, stainless steel, one going in on each side and crossing in the center of his upper arm bone.  They pulled them out with PLIERS, just got hold and yanked them out.  Blood spurted, I kid you not, but it was all over in seconds and they wrapped his poor little arm back up.  We brought the pins home as a battle-wound souvenir.  The doctor thought that was weird.

Here is the much smaller, blue fiber-glass cast he wore after that.  It was wonderful because he didn’t have to keep his arm tied in to his stomach all the time.

That was yesterday.

Here he is this morning…

“Are you sure it can’t cut me?”

…a little nervous about the saw.

Sophie held his hair back.

Then came the tearing of the cotton.  I think even this small act of Cast Destruction was extremely enjoyable for Luc.

His little arm!  It looks so skinny and…so…skinny!  Poor little arm, like a breakable toothpick…

The last bandages that had covered the blood-spurting pin-holes say good-bye.

“It feels funny.”

To celebrate, we got a Cast Away Ice Cream Cake with the international no cast  symbol on it:

They say the bones will take another month to fully heal, so my little guy is still on no run, no climb, no fall rules for a while longer.  But he can scratch, about which he is very happy.

Soon he’ll be back to Full Luc Strength!

Okay, this is maybe weird, but I cried a little on the way home, a few tears of that “the trauma is over” release sort of crying.  My little guy was broken but he’s getting better.

I’m so grateful that we had access to the surgery that saved his arm.

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If you’re an Avengers fan, you know all about [cue the woo woo music] the COSMIC CUBE.  The Cosmic Cube is, “like a big cube that if you touch it then you can wish for whatever you want and then it happens in some way.” That from Sophie, who has seen the Avengers “way too many times” this summer.

We’re walking to the candy store, Luc’s nirvana, talking Avengers and what we want to do with the rest of the summer.  Sophie’s pretty excited about the candy store, but she’s playing it cool.  Luc, on the other hand, is nearly bursting with his big plans for Candy Domination.

Luc says, “Loki would wish for the world to be destroyed and be re-carved in his image.  Everyone wants that for some reason.  The villains I mean. But if Ant Man could touch the cube, he would probably wish for world peace and no violence.”

“Huh,” I say, “So, what would you wish for?”

Zero hesitation: “To be a Lightning Ninja.  And to have an automatic cotton candy dispenser.  And own a toy store.  No.  To be a Lightning Ninja who owns a candy store that also sells toys.”

“I see.  No world peace for you?”

Luc shrugs. “Nah.”

Okay, enlightenment in this lifetime may not be in the cards for Mr. Luc.

“What would you wish for?” I ask Sophie.

Shrug.  “I don’t know.  I don’t have anything I want to wish for.”

Is this more playing it cool?  “There has got to be something you want.”

She considers.  “Okay, that I get to play with my friends for as long as I want, any time that I want.”

My daughter, the social butterfly, born to a family of rabid introverts.  “Okay, we’ll work on that.”

“So, what would you wish for?” says Sophie.

“Hmm…”  No medical bills?  No, I’ve got it: infinite riches!  No, no—to be able to always instantly find the remote!  No, no—world peace AND I can always instantly find the remote!

Luc jumps in.  “She would wish for time enough to write 5000 words a day.  And to not ever be tired.”

“Yeah,” says Sophie.  “And to have lots of people read her books.”

“Yeah,” says Luc.  “And chocolate.  Lots of chocolate.”

“Yeah,” says Sophie, nodding.

My kids know me so well.

But we’re approaching the candy store now, it’s in our sights, and Luc forgets about the Cube and begins to sing dramatic music and practically vibrate in excitement.

Sophie laughs.  “Apparently the candy store has its own theme song.”

“Of course it does,” says Luc, exasperated at the obviousness of this.

I’m not sure what I can do about the Lightening Ninja business, I’m still thinking on that. (Aikido classes maybe? Or maybe to make up stories of Lightning Ninjas? Hmmm…)  But the candy and toys and the friends, those wishes I can get right to work on.  Because being a Mom is to have, in the eyes of my kids, the power of the Cosmic Cube.

And every kid ought to get their wishes granted as often as possible, if you ask me.

Because life is short.

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Sometime in August 2009, I started practicing Ashtanga yoga.  I was 38 and stiff as a board.  That’s two years this month that I’ve been doing full primary at home and I thought it might be time for a check in. (For those tuning in now, here is my check in from one year ago.)

Let’s go down the list, shall we?

Fancy asana: Definitely some changes, but maybe not as many as I fantasized about.  I blogged about my first full lotus since I was a kid.  I can make the bind now on Mari B, although my knee is off the ground.  My heels are pressing into the top of my head in Supta Kurmasana, miles from getting them behind my head, but when I started I was looking at my feet from about 12 inches away.  So that’s some progress.  I can just do bhujapidasana, although I can’t do the lean down part, just the hover part.  Bottom line: fancy poses have progressed, but I may never join the circus.  Mostly I’m okay with that.

Jump back: When I started, the possibility of lifting off was a joke.  Like, oh, go pick up that 100 year old oak tree.  I still can’t do a regular jump back, but I can reliably lift and swing through…and crash land onto my knees.  But this is progress!  First lift off here.  As for jump through, I covet a straight leg version, I have to admit.  Right now I land cross legged, no bottom flump, decently graceful, not terrible, at least it keeps the swing of things moving pretty well.

Here is a combo lotus and lift-off, the dreaded Utpluthi:

Okay, I’m only a couple of inches up, but holy shit, if I lifted that oak tree a couple inches, you’d be impressed right?  This is the same thing, believe me.  I can actually hold this for about fifty of those super fast breaths (I’m working up to 108).  Here that?  It’s the Rocky theme music.

Injury: Yeah, this was a rough year for my right hamstring attachment.  Ow, my aching butt.  I blogged about realizing I was hurt here, and the healing progression here, here and here.  It STILL twinges sometimes.  But I’d say I’m 90% whole and if I’m careful, I can stay out of the achy zone.  I’m 40, I can’t be fooling around with injury—because I recover maybe…never.  My number one goal now in yoga is NO INJURY, so any time I feel pain, the slightest ouch, I back off.  My David Williams Inspired method is to practice at about 50-60% ability, make it like tai chi, perform every asana as pleasurably as possible.  Because my number two goal is Practicing for the Next Forty Years or so.  I want to be vital and able to get around when I’m 80, you know? We’ll see how that pans out.

Backbend: I’m still chiseling away at my Spine of Cement.  Here is a backbend from this morning.

My arms are still way out of place, but at least they are straightening up.  For comparison, here is my “backbend” one year ago.

Arms at right angles at the elbows.  Maybe one more year and my arms will be straight AND my hands will be under my shoulders.  That would rock.

And for further comparison, here is my photographer, showing off her drop back:

She bends backwards in slow motion and gracefully places her hands silently on the ground.  Then stands back up the same way.  I have seen her touch her ankles, which freaks me out.  To have the spine of a seven year old once again!

But enough of asana.

Meditative stuff:  I talked here about how my practice has gotten really inward.  Something I’ve come to depend on for this is dristi, not necessarily the proscribed locations but just the act of keeping my gaze super still.  If I let my gaze wander, I drift off into fascinating stories about every freaking thing.  Keeping my eyes steady is my number one go-to for keeping my brain quiet.  Number two is that mula bandha.  Interestingly, if I try to meditate with some kind of inner focus (Ohm, counting, breath, whatever) I get headaches.  It’s like there is too much focus/prana/whathaveyou up in my head.  But focusing on the mula bandha with some uddiyana bandha thrown in for good measure…no headaches.  I haven’t had another instance of the Big Quiet yet, but I’m hopeful.  My mind is definitely more stable that it used to be.  (My husband might disagree with that.)

An aside: I just read an article about how the plastic brain actually changes structure in response to meditation.  Seasoned meditators have bigger and more connected sections of brain in certain areas than your average Joe.  So it’s hard at first because your brain just isn’t set up for stillness, and it gets easier with practice because you’ve actually built physical structures to support stillness…just like asana gets easier because you’ve built up the muscle/flexibility to do it.  Isn’t that cool?

Anyway, Practice frequency:  Basically, it’s sucked this summer, what with Luc’s surgery.  I’m been kicking around 3 practices a week, pitiful, I know.  So there has been some treading water over the last month.  But I’m getting back in.  Five Primaries a week is the goal.  I used to do the whole full moon/new moon off thing, but it’s so hard to do yoga on the weekends when Paul is here and the schedule is disrupted.  So now I practice on moon days but take weekends off.  I’m getting back on that train, even if a “practice” is just surys.  I need to strengthen the daily habit after this summer of chaos.

Practicing at 60% abilility, pleasurable tai chi, NO PUSHING, focus on bandhas and dristi….you know, I really, really love how high my hour on the mat makes me when I practice like this.  Remembering that helps me show up.

So…That’s Year Two in ashtanga practice.

Am I signing up for another year?  Absolutely.

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We’ve been All Avengers All the Time this summer, and I’m diggin’ it, sure. But after ad nauseum repetitions of the cartoons we’ve started casting around for other sources, landing inevitably on the live-action movies, which add a depth and realism to the Avenger stories that sometimes I’m not sure they can really bear.  Meaning, I find I start picking at things, plot or character things, that I seem content to let fly in the cartoon versions.

Luc is unsure as well.  He says the live action superhero movies have way too much “grown ups talking at other grown ups.” But he likes the spectacle of it all and just keeps his finger on the fast forward.  (I love that my kids have such confidence and power in their interaction with media.  They have no problem zipping over any bits they don’t care for, constructing, in this way, a narrative catered especially to their needs and interests of the moment.  Which is cool.)

Anyway.  This week, it’s been Iron Man and Iron Man 2.

I love this Iron Man Stance—in my prev post on the Legion of Extraordinary Dancers, they make use of this pose to add Epic Awesomeness to their already Epically Awesome flips—look again and you’ll see the dancers actually LAND in this pose after doing two hundred or so mid-air twisting triple axle handspring moves.  That clunking sound is my jaw hitting the floor.

Okay.  I love the first Iron Man movie, and am unsure of the second—although part 2 in any 3-part story is often a bit uncomfortable, coming as part 2 does, right in the middle, where all the moral ambiguity will tend to be.  Think of the unsettling feeling you get at the end of Empire Strikes Back.  So I’m withholding judgement on 2 until I see next summer’s Avengers (Joss Whedon’s Avengers! A confluence of geeky goodness that boggles my mind.), and the rumored Iron Man 3 to come on it’s heels.

But here’s the point of this post.  And I’m hoping someone can help me because, although, at a high-speed gloss level, I do enjoy both the Iron Man movies and especially Robert Downey Jr.’s portrayal of Tony Stark (how can such an asshole character be so charming?) , there are some crucial plot points that I just don’t get.

1.  Like why doesn’t Toby Stark just get the shrapnel surgically removed once he is back in the States? That’s a big one. I get the whole magnet-to-keep-the-shrapnel-from-working-its-way-further-into-his-body-as-a-stop-gap-measure thing. I do.  But once he’s back in high tech medical services world, why the heck wouldn’t he just get the shrapnel taken out?

2. But, okay, say we hand-wave that one away. It can’t be removed without killing him. Okay. So the magnet solution—it doesn’t have to be a super strong magnet to hold a few little pieces of metal in place, right? He doesn’t need a mega-battery in his chest, doesn’t need a palladium arc reactor in his body. Yes, it runs the suit, but War Machine can drive a suit without having a battery built into his body—the suit can have a battery separate from the body of the suit’s wearer. So why not just have a little battery for the magnet and have the arc reactor run the suit and then presto, no death threat from the palladium. There may be a good answer to this in the story that I missed…?

3. And, hey, although I love the scene in where Pepper puts her hand down in the deep pit in Tony Stark’s chest—one of the best scenes in the movie for me—but really, it makes no sense. Why does Tony need this deep well in his chest? Has his sternum been removed? What does that do to how his ribs work? And if the shrapnel is over his heart, why is the magnet/battery in the center of his body, instead of to the left, over his actual heart? Why would the magnet need to be so deep?  I’m confused.

It’s so freaky when she puts her hand inside him!  Ewww!  I love that part.

4. But here’s the big one. The battery is running the magnet. So why/how does it become linked to Tony’s heart itself (he says he’s going into cardiac arrest when he takes out the old battery) and WHY would he have a difference in experience, in Iron Man 2, when he puts the new super battery in?  That is, why does he act like he’s getting a big rush off of it? The battery isn’t powering his body in any way that I know of, it’s powering the magnet, but he acts like he just did a mega hit of cocaine or something. Huh?  Is this something that would be clear to me if I had read the actual comics?  It’s as if the battery IS his heart, and thematically, that is played out (in Iron Man 1).  But a battery doesn’t pump blood.  There is no way that I can see that physically that battery is supposed to replace his actual heart.  Not to mention that it’s in the wrong place.

“I have a battery because it’s hot, okay?  Just enjoy it.”

Is this a case of All Aboard the Fun Train! and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain? Or are there actual answers in the comics, or the movies, that I missed? Maybe someone can enlighten me.  Please.  Because for a story that I’m being exposed to on a daily basis right now, having these sorts of plot problems niggling away at the back of my brain, well, it’s enough to keep me awake at night.

Because I’m weird like that.

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# 1 unwritten post: sex in a yurt. Or, more precisely, sex in a yurt while part of a family of four. No, sorry, I will not be writing this post, no matter how hilarious it might be, because this is the internet and anyone could be reading this blog, like, say, my Mom. So, sorry, you will not be reading today about how absurdly challenging it is to get a scrap of privacy in a 700 square foot, round, canvas, house when you have two kids, one of whom is a light sleeper, not to mention neighbors, or even dogs, barking dogs, who are curious about strange sounds that pass through canvas walls like Kitty walking through the White House. No, sorry, you will not be reading about the improbable locations, positions, and trials one might, hypothetically, endure in order to achieve a scrap of said privacy, nor about generally failing to attain said scrap, no matter how entertaining such a post might be. Hypothetically. Further, you will not be reading about injuries sustained while being in such locations or positions, not to mention trying ridiculously hard not to make any, um, noises, not even to laugh, because, remember the canvas walls? And don’t forget that Spongebob only lasts 20 minutes, so hurry up. In fact, you will not even be reading about laughing too hard to even have said sex, hypothetically, because of said locations, said positions, and said injuries, and also, let’s face it, aging, and those lightly sleeping children, and let’s not even get into the bug bites. You will not be reading about the bug bites. Or any of the rest of it. Because this is one of the great posts that will have to go unwritten, and I’m sorry about that, but this is the internet, and anyone could be reading.
Hi mom!

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Prepare to be astounded. And I may be the last person on the internets to find out about these amazing people, but so what, I’m here now.  I saw these dancers on “So You Think You Can Dance” last week (which I love, see last year’s post on the topic here) and got chills.  Chills, I tell you. It’s dancers as Superheroes with Astonishing Powers fighting Epic Battles in the name of Justice.  I mean, what is not to like about that?  If you haven’t seen it, be sure to watch to the end for mind-blowing goodness.

Holy. Shit.

I did not know real humans could do that.

Turns out the Legion have a whole webshow—Sophie and I watched some today, total awesomness. Here’s their site for more on that.

And I’ll leave you with their TED talk, some dancing, some talking, really interesting.

Oh, wait, one more…just for fun, an amazing dancing video, it’s been making the rounds, but I’ve watched it a handful of times and it still rocks in it’s capacity to create wonder. Yo-yo Ma playing, Lil’ Buck dancing, the two of them making ART.

People doing strange things in the name of art never fails to make me happy.

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We have a new member of the family, I think.

Yesterday, I walked into the bathroom to find the toilet paper had been unrolled in a big fluffy pile on the floor.  Again.  Luc stood nearby, innocently brushing his teeth, an action suspect in an of itself.

“Who unrolled the toilet paper?” said I.  Rhetorical question for the win!

He looked around, all sneaky like.  “It was Cul.”

“Cool?”

“NO.  C. U. L.  Cul.”  He leaned in close and whispered. “It’s Luc backwards.”

“OH!” He’s so good at getting me laughing when I’m heading down Grumpy Lane. “Cul.  I see.  Cul did this.  Did you try to stop him?”

“Yes.  But I couldn’t.  He jumped out the window.”

Of course he did.

You may know, if you have a Wii, that you can make a little person, a kind of mini-avatar, to play some Wii games. it’s called, I kid you not, a Mii.  Anyway, the kids love to do this as an activity in it’s own right, and our Wii-space is populated by dozens of Mii, some with quite…um…bizarre facial constructions.  And today, I noticed, there was a new Mii, named, you guessed it, Cul.

Cul, it turns out, has black hair, slanty eyes, angry eyebrows, a beard and mustache, and wrinkles.  “Don’t mess with Cul,” said Luc.  “He’s a bad dude.”

I have since discovered Cul’s handywork all over the yurt. Cul ate the last of a ice cream.  Cul took all the pillow cases off the pillows.  Cul put a rubber cockroach in my sleep hat.  (Yes, I have a sleep hat.  It’s a Thing.)

“I’m not sure if Cul is welcome around here,” I said, after my heart stopped pounding from instinctively throwing said rubber roach across the room and just generally, limbic-ly, freaking the fuck out.  I hate roaches.

“Cul doesn’t care,” said Luc. “Cul does whatever he wants.”

Um, yeah.  I respect the desire, but that isn’t going to happen.  Still, with some trepidation, I go with it.  “What else does Cul want to do?”

Luc puts on his totally serious face: “Cul wants to flail.”

Flail?”

“YES.”

And I get it.  For four weeks now, Luc has had his casted up arm tied to his chest for fear that he would dislodge the two pins holding his tiny bones together.  Flailing has not been an option. Neither has drawing, dancing (much), playing two-handed video games, climbing, jumping off of things (what if he falls and can’t catch himself, not to mention lands on the pins…), not to mention the itching, not to mention the not bathing.  Okay, that last one is probably more a problem for me than for Luc.  And certainly not for Cul, who, I have on good authority, Does Not Bathe.

“I see.”

Instead of the Summer of Swimming, it’s become the Summer of Watching Lots of TV.

Luc’s done pretty well, considering.

But, just today, Luc got his big purple cast off (a smaller, blue cast has taken it’s place)! He  is now officially allowed a full range of motion in his shoulder, if not his elbow, because the pins have been successfully removed! And only two more weeks of the small cast and he will be Free to Flail!  We’re all very excited.

Luc has been positively giddy all afternoon.  Favorite activity?  Zombie dancing while singing Thriller.  What will this child think of next?

(I don’t think I’ve seen the last of Cul.)

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