Short version: Hell yeah, the title says it all, doesn’t it?
Long version: back in my twenties I used to take this Tribal Belly Dance class based on Fat Chance Belly Dance troupe, which was just getting going over in San Fran at the time. It was terrific, full of muscle locks and precision movements that resulted in a sweat soaked but very fun workout. Tribal is not flowing, floaty belly dance with chiffon scarves; it is muscle isolation and drills and yeah, it kicked my butt, but in that good way that lets you know you’re alive. Not that I was ever any good at it, but who cares.
Fast forward twenty *cough* years [faints] and I’m, okay, well, I’m old. And I’ve been having some trouble with wrist pain from Too Much Typing, so I made a standing desk with ergonomic keyboard, yada yada. I’m standing here typing on it right now, this very post. Anyway, as I result, I spend a lot more time standing now, doing my thang….
And it’s boring. I mean, seriously. My body gets bored. I guess when I’m sitting, I just forget my body altogether, but standing, it stays…activated. It starts moving around, shifting this way or that, pelvis this way, that way, scoop, slide, stretch…and suddenly I find I’m doing long forgotten tribal belly dance moves, like, unconsciously, while I type. Figure eights, hip slides, scoops, belly rolls, up eights, down eights, clockwise, counter clockwise, locks, shimmies. And yeah, I look like a flaming idiot.
BUT. After a couple of months of this, my abs are freaking CUT.
TOTALLY UNEXPECTED SIDE EFFECT. I had no plan whatsoever to get a six-pack at my standing desk. But how cool is that? Accidental Abs.
Unexpected Bummer to go with it: apparently having cut abs does not in any way mean that my jumpback will be improved. And while I do notice an improvement in my posture, I notice no observable change in actual abdominal strength during my yoga practice. In other words: I still totally suck at navasana. And I can’t do a decent jump back to save my life. I am ashamed.
Is it the c-section—my secret theory—that keeps me forever from attaining this ashtanga basic, the all-mighty jumpback? Have I just not poured enough sweat in (even after 5+ years of working it)? It is physically impossible for me VS. am I lazy: these are the two basic options, with a possible side dish of “give it time” but I’ve done that and nada. Humph.
I’m okay with this, usually. I’ve come to peace with my smear-back and my walk-through. But man, I would have thought carving your core would have translated into freaking LEVITATION.
I think I have that affliction where stated goals are never attained, but you get all this other great stuff along the way.
Most days, I’m okay with that.
No, there will be no photo of my new amazing abs on the internet. So forget about it. I support you in the process of feeling your loss. There, there. But if you want some abs of your own, I highly recommend an hour or two of tribal belly dance every day while you use your computer. Shockingly effective.
I’ll leave you with the amazing Rachel Brice, tribal belly dancer extraordinaire. She is a GODDESS. (Hey, I wonder if she has a standing desk?)