Just overheard! Hot off the game play!
Luc: Okay, let’s pretend we just got married.
Sophie: Okay. You kiss me.
Luc: Okay. [kiss]
Sophie: Now what do we do?
Luc: We just had all that Get Married Cake, so we ate all the cake and now we’re tired so we’re going to go to bed.
Sophie: Okay. [stretches out on the floor. Luc gets down beside her.]
Luc: Now you say, “You’re snoring too loud.”
Sophie: You’re snoring too loud.
Luc: [zzzz zzzz zzzz]
Sophie: I’m dreaming.
Luc: What are you dreaming.
Sophie. I’m dreaming I’m in jail.
Luc: What are you in jail for?
Sophie: I don’t know, maybe snoring.
Me: [cracking the fuck up]
Is this what they think marriage is? Is this a peek into how they see MY marriage? Surely there is more to marriage than kissing, cake, snoring and jail? Surely.
[Stop calling me Shirley.]