flower porn

Because really: what does this remind you of?

And when you consider that flowers are the plant’s genitals….

…well, I guess the world is a flower’s gynecologist.

Okay, this isn’t a flower, but isn’t the shape amazing?

This is like some kind of crazy fiesta dancer’s dress….

I had this idea that the macro on my camera might be able to capture a human iris like a flower….

But I couldn’t get the shot because Sophie couldn’t stop giggling. Camera test is inconclusive. But look at her skin! She has no pores whatsoever! Did I ever have skin like that?

Alien landscape….

Can you see the yellow bug checking you out on this one?

I tried the test again with Lucy The Goat, and she was game, as long as she got to lick the camera lens.

She says “Hi-i-i-i!” and “When am I going to have these freaking babies, already?”

I love imagining this is how the world looks if I am three inches tall….